Author unknown, unless of course, you know Jesus. My name is Jesus The Christ. Many call me Lord! I*ve sent you my resume because I*m seeking the top management position in your heart. (Ephesians 3:17 That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith). Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications: I founded the earth and established the heavens, (Proverbs 3:19 The LORD by wisdom hath founded the earth; by understanding hath he established the heavens.) I formed man from the dust of the ground, (Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul). I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (Galatians 3:13 Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:) The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon you through me. (Galatians 3:14 That the blessing of Abraham might come on the Gentiles through Jesus Christ; that we might receive the promise of the Spirit through faith).
Occupational Background: I*ve only had one employer, (Luke 2:49 And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father*s business?) I*ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (Matthew 3:17 And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased).
Skills Work Experiences: Some of my skills and work experiences include empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (Luke 4:18 The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,). I am Wonderful, Counselor, (Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (Proverbs 1:33). Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (I John 1:7-9).
Educational Background: I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (Proverbs 2:6). In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (Colossians 2:3). My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (Psalms 119:105). I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments: I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (Genesis 1:26). I laid down my life so that you may live, (II Corinthians 5:15). I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (Colossians 2:15). I*ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
References: Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
Now that you*ve read my resume, I*m confident that I*m the only candidate qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. I will properly direct your paths, (Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (Hebrews 3:15). Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening!
You may contact Ron with questions, comments or prayer requests via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.